I, dear reader, should be the object of your envy. Why is that you ask? Well, that’s because I’m currently dating one of my favorite cam girls. Yes, that’s right. I somehow fooled her into thinking that I’m more than an average looking guy with a video game addiction. And do you want to know how I did that? Well, I’m going to share the steps I took in order to put myself into this powerful position.
No, I wasn’t consciously trying to woo this girl… it just happened, but my feeling is that if you put in a little effort and somewhat follow in my footsteps, you too can find love on InstantChat!
Here’s a rough outline of what I did to swindle this girl into falling for me for reals:
1. Make an account on a cam site
Obviously, you’re going to have to join a cam site! You can totally creep from a distance on most cam sites, but you’re going to want to make an account so you can join in on all the fun that the chat might have in store.
Most accounts are free!
2. Be funny
When you’re in the chat you’re going to notice a lot of guys shouting filthy things via their keyboard or sending explicit gifs… You could do that, or you could humanize yourself and be funny in the chat.
This shows that not only are you in it for the boobs, but you’re a normal guy!
3. Be nice
This is super important. Nice people are definitely going to stand out amongst the crowd. Especially, when the crowd is mostly gross dudes bitching about how she won’t take her top off or do anal immediately just for their pleasure.
If you’re going to ask for something tip, if not just be nice and enjoy the show.
4. Throw some money around
Speaking of tips… you should definitely make yourself known by throwing a little money around occasionally. This will show that you’re interested in her and are interested in supporting her. Even if your tip is only enough for a cup of coffee that’s still something!
5. Ascend to a mod
If you’re around enough and have had enough interaction with this girl, you’ll probably be made into a mod sooner or later. This means it’s your job to protect her from all the creeps in the world. (Sounds a lot like a boyfriend or a bodyguard right?)
So arise to that expectation!
6. Get her private number, Snapchat, or Skype account
It shouldn’t be too hard to get her private details if you’re her friend! She trusts you enough to be a mod, right?
Make sure to strike up funny conversation in the Dms before asking for this… or you could cut corners and just buy her Snapchat!
7. Fall madly in love
Okay, I can’t really detail how this happens… The stars just have to align but I feel that this happens more often than not! It’s just not publicized because it might ggive all the creepy dudes in the chat false hope.
Good luck, dude!
College dating is wild and unpredictable, and doesn’t have many set rules, unlike dating after college. College is a time where young people really get an idea for the dating scene, as high school wasn’t very representative of how the dating world really works.
Dating in college is kind of a survival of the fittest situation where the ones who can get dates get dates, and the ones who don’t or don’t want to, well… don’t. If you’ve got it, you’ve got it, and if you don’t, you don’t.
Whatever the reason for entering the dating scene (or staying away from it) in college, there are five facts about college dating that you’ll find surprising, or make you say, “Oohh, that’s why…”
1: One third of college seniors have been on two or fewer dates. Just because you’ve been in college for four years doesn’t necessarily mean you’ve been on your share of dates.
It may come as a surprise that that amount of seniors haven’t been on a date, but think about it this way; some students have their hearts set on getting their degree and starting their career right after college, so they are not very focused on getting a date this Friday night.
These students may seem like they’re not having as much fun as their classmates who are hooking up or dating, but they just have different goals and are really invested in their future, so they tend to shy away from dates and spend most of their time in the library.
2: Men have the upper hand when it comes to selecting a date. This is because there are more women than there are men in college.
Upwards of 55% of college students are female, so if you’re a guy and it doesn’t seem like you’ll be on a date anytime soon, think again; things are looking up.
3: You won’t find your next date at a bar near campus. College students love to party, and bar hopping is a good way to do that.
You’d think that with so many students going to bars some of them would have found a date at a bar, but only 2% of guys and 9% of girls find a relationship at a bar.
Next time you hit the bars with some friends and don’t go back home with someone, don’t let it ruin your drunken stupor; no one else that night went home with someone (unless they came together).
4: One out of every four seniors have never slept with anyone before. You’d think that with casual hookups being so popular that this number would be a lot smaller, but a quarter of seniors have never had sex.
This could tie into the statistic about students going one two or fewer dates in college; some students go to college to be students, and solely that. They may have major responsibilities, making them focus on their studies so they can get a job and provide for their family, or to get their lives back on track after a misstep.
With their studies and even work, some college students barely have time to even relax, let alone find someone to hookup with or date.
When you think about it in a different light, it makes sense that one out of four seniors are virgins. They may not be experienced in bed, but they could be closer to starting their careers than students who have slept around and put less focus on school.
5: Over 70% of college students hookup with someone by senior year. College can be really fun and blissful, but it can also really, really, suck and make you want to stab yourself in the eye with a pencil.
Thus, every now and then college students need to unwind and relax (by “every now and then” I mean just about every night). Some “unwind” by getting really turnt, some chill and watch Netflix, and some have sex with someone they just met.
By senior year, 7 out of 10 students will have had a one night stand, and many of them will have done that more than once. Sex is a great stress reliever, and sometimes it’s all you need to refresh yourself and enable you to tackle that essay or do some homework.
Clearly, the rules that apply to dating post-college don’t really apply at all to college dating. It’s a different species, with people a lot younger who haven’t really figured out who they are or what they want.
These five facts may seem hard to believe (unless you’re a genius, in which you’d know all of this already), but if you’re an incoming freshman, these facts can help you make the best of the next four years.
If you’ve already graduated, you can look at these stats and realize where you went wrong or figure out why you never found “the one” at your favorite bar.
Either way, these stats about college dating are pretty surprising and can surely bring up fond memories of those four great years or make you wonder at what the next four years will bring.
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